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Decants for the "anything but" Average Joe (and Jane) Who Want to Smell Like a Million Bucks—Without Spending It !
Let’s face it—full bottles are expensive, blind buying is risky, and smelling good shouldn't require a second mortgage. That’s where good ol' Joe Average comes in.
About Us
Hey everyone, I’m Joe Average—just a regular guy with a passion for fragrances and a mission to help you smell amazing without spending a fortune. I know firsthand that not everyone can, or wants to drop hundreds of dollars on designer or niche scents, and the good news is—you don’t have to!
Here, it’s all about maximizing quality on a budget. I review fragrances from all price ranges, curate the best, budget-friendly collections, and uncover hidden gems that punch way above their price tag.
Whether you're looking for the perfect everyday scent, a signature fragrance that won’t break the bank, or a seasonal lineup under $100, I’ve got you covered!
--and now I’m excited to introduce my new decant website--
It's my new platform where you can purchase decants of the best budget-friendly, as well as high-end fragrances before deciding on getting a full bottle. Sampling is the key to finding what truly works for you and this is your chance to test out incredible scents without overspending!
Join me as we explore the world of fragrances without the hype, gimmicks, or overpriced bottles—just great scents for real people, at real prices. Let’s find the best-smelling deals out there!
--Joe A.
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Get your hands on the hottest fragrances from top brands—without the full-bottle price tag. Decants let you sample, explore, and find your signature scent the smart way.
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Hey Gents, Joe A. here with another one for ya'! Let me preface this by saying I’m not crazy. I’m a middle-aged man with a mortgage, mild knee pain when it rains, and a healthy hobby-turned-obsession with fragrances. Nothing wild. Nothing weird. That is—until April 1st.
Apr 07, 2025
Hey Gents, Joe A. here with another one for ya'! It seems like every fragrance brand under the sun has jumped on the "Elixir" bandwagon lately, and honestly, who can blame them? The word itself just sounds magical—like a potion brewed by some mysterious alchemist promising a richer, bolder, more intense version of a beloved scent.
Mar 28, 2025